Cuz and another kid got in the instructor's truck back when we were all in Vo-ag. Something is trying to [bleep] cuz in the ass and he pulls out a pint of Old Crow from under some [bleep] in the seat.
"What's this?"
Ag instructor grabs the bottle and says, "That's calf medicine. I go out to the pasture, take a swig and say, 'get well calf'."
