Well we know now it definately wasnt Col Mustard in the kitchen with a candlestick that did it....
Well,
could it still be ALIEN involvement?
Please please please please.
It would help shut up the non-believers.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)