All blow.

No show.

Short.

Bald.

Fat.

Won't back up the smack talk.


It sure is a wonder your wife bailed. 😂

(Here's a life hack: maybe spend 1/100th the time you do on buying "stuff" and trying to impress random people on the internet with your family and your real life won't be the raging dumpster fire that it so obviously is)

But, hey, this is the part where I'm supposed to be impressed by the midget who doesn't even suppress his 22 pistols.

😂