Well geez even in Nebraska I can’t use deadly force to protect your property, nor am I allowed to drive around the neighborhood confronting people while openly displaying a weapon. Sorry, but I can use deadly force to protect you or your family if it’s a situation of life or death.
ETA: If I ever see anyone rooting around your place, I'll just ignore it. You would deserve it.
That just makes you a pure azzhole. Even if you were Muslim, black and a pure azzhole ( and it’s obvious you are the 3rd) I would still call popo, but I wouldn’t put my life in harms way for your property.