The Hurt Feeler Reports are more than a touch "telling"...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?

Pardon wares that exist,if only to your perpetual chagrin. That despite your inability to procure the "means",abilities" or "comprehension",to "do" more than follow and Whine. Hint.





You "hard charging" Ninnies haven't amassed enough Spent Primers in your "Life",to fill the bottom of a fhuqking thimble. Though it IS funnier than fhuqk,the bandwidth burned to obliviously quantify same. Hint.

I should probably take a picture of the Mail which awaits. It will only "Surprise!" Brokedicks,that nothing is for "sale",yet The Astute will garner more than a whole fhuqking bunch. Read that again. Now one more time. Hint.

Fhuqking LAUGHING!...............


Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."