Come ride with me. I'll buy you a plane ticket to NOLA. Not only will you get to show me that bicycling isn't exercise, you'll get to show me what a dick I am in traffic.
So enticing.
LOL
It's a trick, he's just dieing to get you into a dark corner booth in that seedy New Orleans Viking restaurant he alway talking about.
It'll be one of these two places.
Get him to through in a rental car, a hotel room and a hand job and go for it, you only live once!