Sorry bud. Not my style at all. Inconsiderate jerks make it more difficult for those of us who happily cooperate with other road users.
Bullschit.
Come ride with me. I'll buy you a plane ticket to NOLA. Not only will you get to show me that bicycling isn't exercise, you'll get to show me what a dick I am in traffic.
Can I be the traffic?
I'll pay my own way.
Yes, I'll be in front of Flave, so you'll have to be careful, unless you want a twofer.
