Boys, I’m a school teacher in an utterly and completely socialist, and politically correct country. People like AOC and Bernie run Canada. I suffer in silence to the idiocy of it all.
So, when I see good honest wisdom, and great storytelling, it bears repeating.
This one by Geedubya was worth a bump:)
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you think when you have lived to be 63 you know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens.............
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.
The two sat sipping in silence.*
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
Well all my life I thought I was a "user" not a collector.....
But between Rick and Vince I'm about to change my mind!!!!!!
Last edited by sns2; 09/20/22.
