A friend and I were having a discussion the other day. He has quite a collection of knives. I have shown him a few that have followed me home over the last year or so. He informed me that I was a collector, and that I just didn't know it yet.
I said no, I'm a user.
He sez to me, Geedub, how many knives can you use?
I reply...........
how many hogs in Texas?
JAFO,
GWB