Yup, just another fairytale he tells the middle-age cougars at the bar, but they still go home with the drunk college guys while Johnny fantasizes in his head what it would be like to be with an actual woman.
"Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads."
