I just went outside and checked. There are no TU-95s in the airspace inside the Greater Browningsville Metroplex. I went back and calculated. If they'd been wanting to hit Falmouth or Brooksville, they should have been overhead about 6 hours ago.
Guys, I'm calling this a big non-issue.
I really wish some of y'all would find a doctor that would get you on a good mood-lightener.
