I use boots for the comparison...................seems more believable and less creepy.
Okay then. I got underwear older than your mom's boots..........
Knowing how long my mom's had some of her boots, you're WAY overdue for some new drawers!
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill
