Give me a badge and a TASER and I'll show ya'll some remarkable displays of immaturity.
I can bring mine to the hog hunt. A cool 10 spot if you taze bobby in the nuts. You still owe him after the phone incident.
Add another 10-note. And a mason jar. This has too much potential.
As to the rest of this thread... one longs for the days of sanitariums. There, that should get the paranoid's a goin'.