Gotta get me a nice slutty Amish girl....

I've known a few who go through several men-a-night.

Oops I better not crack anymore Amish jokes. Someone who saw a picture of one , one time and drove through one of their [bleep] tourist trap communities will be along to tell me how perfect they are, no thieves, crooks, molesters, drunks, whores, addicts, liars, or lazy ones. And They are basically perfect humans in every regard.