Originally Posted by kingston

I propose a test of your theory and nominate Beaver to facilitate.

Beaver should query ElkSlayer weekly with questions like...

-Will SamOlson get drunk and buy something on the internet this week?


-Will Bristoe start a thread about tractors this week?


-Will Gemby actually complete an ammo sale in the free classifieds this week?


-Will Renegade50 kill a turkey this week?


-Will JackMountain go fishing this week?


-Will Slumlord feed his dogs powdered donuts this week?


-Will JC (JimConrad) plant flowers in the toilet in his yard this week?


-Will STXHunter bang a twenty-something this week?


-Who will bang more nurses this week? A. BobBrown B. Goalie's Wife


-Will Toot come out as a Baptist this week?


Etc...

Feel free to submit your suggestions.


-Will SamOlson get drunk and buy something on the internet this week?
Only if he gets away from the dating sites

-Will Bristoe start a thread about tractors this week?
Only after he's determined the Sun will rise tomorrow

-Will Gemby actually complete an ammo sale in the free classifieds this week?
Not unless he lowers the pricing

-Will Renegade50 kill a turkey this week?
Only if he claps his hands to call them to him

-Will JackMountain go fishing this week?
Only if he hangs his tool belt up

-Will Slumlord feed his dogs powdered donuts this week?
Only if he ever finishes making the apple pies

-Will JC (JimConrad) plant flowers in the toilet in his yard this week?
After he makes his weekly batch of margaritas in it

-Will STXHunter bang a twenty-something this week?
Only if he sobers up, so he can get it up

-Who will bang more nurses this week? A. BobBrown B. Goalie's Wife
N/A

-Will Toot come out as a Baptist this week?
Only when he realizes he needs to call himself a Southern Baptist


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