I can assure you Elkdipschit is no medical professional. His mathematical and scientific prowess give that away every time his fingers touch the keyboard.
Professional Cockwomble maybe. Actually a World Class Booner Cockwomble. So self important is he to Cockwombles everywhere, the Smithsonian is interested in displaying his likeness in their Cockwomble exhibit. We are blessed to have him amongst us; even if he is on ignore to most.
