The camo gear would be funny if it didn't cost so much. Flashlights, trekking poles, fire starters, etc, all a joke. A lot of that stuff is counter productive since I know I'd lose it if it's not a bright color. I'm a klutz. I have a camo knife & arrow head sharpener (it only came in camo) that's I've lost in plain sight a couple times while skinning out animals. I'm not likely to spook a dead deer with a bright orange sharpener.
Then there's the camo toilet paper. Some is marketed as a joke but some is supposed to be serious. The advertized idea is to keep other hunters from seeing your bright white paper and shooting at you. Well, I guess if you want to expose your rosy red to the public, camo TP might be useful, but I'm usually a bit more secluded. My bare non-cammoed fanny will glow in the sunshine a lot more than the TP will.
