Little Chihuahua keeps yapping away, can't help but laugh at the little thing. Bless your heart.

It thinks catching fish in [bleep] Alaska of all damn places is some sort of accomplishment. Congratulations?

I bet those trees were mightily impressed what brand you used on them, just like those deer (again in Alaska of all [bleep] places) are impressed that you used a Montana. Oh, umm... well never mind - they don't. You've been led to water.