Perspective is everything,thus it simply being "Friday" to me. You are welcome to all of your Estrogen filled shortcomings,be it the day,month or the year...you fail equally upon all yardsticks. Congratulations?

I'm flattered that you fancy my under garments as figments of your deep/dark Imagination,though I'm feigning "surprise" at your fascination for same. There's no doubt that my daily duties fully consume your thoughts and it'd be difficult to slight your fascination(s). It is hardly a "secret" that you cannot do for yourself.

You're bursting out of the closet is hardly a "surprise".

Bless your Day Dreaming Heart and your vivid Imagination.