As previously mentioned,...I think a good turpentine party would go a long way towards righting the wrongs in America.

Take the commies,...line 'em up,..point 'em towards North Korea, then bend them over and scrub their azzholes with a turpentine soaked corn cob.

Then cheer as their legs churn them off in the direction of commie land.

Make the event open to patriots.

"Turpentine a commie for mommy!, the sign would read.

Maybe make it an annual event that takes place on the 4th of July.