Shrapnel, I actually asked my dad earlier today if he would buy/drive a Subaru.

He looked at me kind of weird and asked if that was a type of car.

I said, yeah it is.

He said isn't that what the femmy "environmentalists"(poser types...)) like to drive?

I said yeah, they seem to attract a lot of those types.

He said why in the hell would I want to force that connotation on myself?



But they're really good cars dad.....

That's when he figured out I was ffuckin' with him.....



Oh and BTW, we're gonna gay up the F350's in order to prove our manliness.

Pink paint, white grill guards and a BUNCH of feel good bumper stickers.....

Save The WOLF/WHALE/BUFFALO/TIBET/EARTH/or whatever the latest and greatest retardest ffucking thing the libs have dreamt up....


It's gonna be awesome.