Speakin' of funny schit from other threads, remember when you claimed hispanics in south Texas don't speak spanish? Goddamm, that was awesome. Even by Campfire standards.
I said "most"; been here near thirty years on that side of town, married into a local family, in an area that's more'n 80% Hispanic.
Maybe one in five sorta fluent, maybe one in twenty speaks it like a native.
Seriously dude, go get checked....