Most people that drive one want to make me puke.
Key word most, not all.
Liberal bitch-mobiles.
I would almost rather be seen driving a Chevy Avalanche, almost.
I'm sure they are great cars but way to [bleep]' gay. And yes, it is possible for a car to be gay.
Driving a Subaru ranks right up there with riding a peddle bike out on the highway. If the stupidity has to be explained well then you are literally a dumb son of a bitch!
can't wait to tell my ole amigo Oz, "you're gay"
he drives his late mom's Subaru to work
damn thing was a sharp lil car till he got a hold of it, now it's beat to hell
he's hard on gear and pards, I was young and pretty and now I look too much like that damned Subaru
I could be a lesbian I think, a rough lookin one at that
