Pretty phuggin hilarious people who've never lived in Florida or even been here giving advice on Florida. Laughing.
Let's run through the top 10 comments I get to hear every day for the past three months:
Packed yet?
House sold?
Find a place?
Long drive ain't it?
Hot in Florida.
What about hurricanes?
You'll hate it there.
You can go to Disney.
Did you buy a house on the beach?
My (insert obscure relationship) lives there.
