JFC! The guy is moving (or not) across country. It's not like an expedition to Mars. Talkin' 'bout big hats, private schools, Spanish, boats, etc. Da 'flave is a big boy. He'll be okay and probably live to post again. After all, he earned his BONES on the mean streets of way suburban Chicago near the cornfields. He's got ice in his veins.
His only concern should be the PPO Cutler took out on him. After that, gravy.
