Fellas here are gonna wanna see pics of the receipt.
At least a receipt would show up in a photo, not like the lame cock pitchers.
Hey flavor, how's the humidity treating you about now? Hope you got a pool. No pool? Bummer. It's hard to find good rentals these days.
What is it you're so fond of saying, Who knew it was hot in the summer? Or some such. You never knew hot till now!