A friend of mine has the worst farts, thinks it's funny. His wife was cleaning out the fridge and had some old cabbage in a tupperware, she opened it to throw it out and about made her gag. Instead she put it down on the side of the bed, she'd crack it open and shut it, my buddy would yell at her to quit farting... my stomach hurts, I can't help it... after a bit he slept in the other room... paybacks a bitch...
