I had a customer once, batsheit crazy. You guys think I'm looney, hell no, I met looney, and survived. She said she wanted a lawn "around her house". I went ahead and laid it out, bid it, got it, an installed it.
One day the crew called me at the office and says you need to come over here, we got problems. I went over and knocked on the door. She came to the door and proceeded to school me that "around" meant a circle. I asked her if she wanted her house to look like a bullseye from an airplane? She screamed and yelled and slammed the door.
Her husband was a pilot and when he was around he was drunk as schit. Ida killed her and buried her in the yard if she was my wife.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
