I wonder where Lewis is? I guess I'll have to cover for him--I'm changing songs though.


I don't want a pickle,
Just want to ride on my motercicle,
and I don't want a tickle,
I'd rather ride on my motercicle,
And I don't want to die,
Just want to ride on my motor-cy-cle.

You know it's been about [40] years now that I've been singing this dumb song.
You know it's amazing, it's amazing that somebody could get away with singing a song this dumb for that long. Hey, but you know what's more amazing than that, what's more amazing than that's somebody could make a living singing a song that dumb for this long. But, hey, that's America.
You know I've told about everything there was to tell about it, when I wrote it, how come, why, what for, but you know the one thing that I always used to neglect to explain was the significance of the pickle.

Last edited by JaquesLaRami; 06/27/07.

Too many people buy stuff they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like!