I actually had a student tell a Cop during a stop "Shouldn't you be off eating donuts somewhere"... ended up with more than $400 in assorted violations...
Then there was the one who told the City Park Police who broke up the fight he was in "can we wait until the REAL police get here?"
He subsequently "tripped and fell"...
Then there was the shaved-head gang member kid who had just finished assaulting some guy in the guy's driveway with a baseball bat for shooting at his house when the Cops roll up, cuff him, and he began to "trip and fall" too. To hear him tell it he kept trying to throw himself on the side of the cruiser where the camera was but they kept dragging him back (actually, a very funny story the way the kid told it)...
Back to the donut kid, one day in class he was making something, quietly but furiously crumpling up sheets of paper. Suddenly, in the middle of class he stands up holding a giant paper sperm by the tail, like it was a divining rod...
Sure enough, wriggling wildly, it drags him to some cute but prim and proper young lady sitting in the next row...
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