I remember the time I got cited for not wearing a seatbelt, when I was actually wearing a seatbelt, couldn't figure out what the hell I was being stopped for, and when he approached me and said "I stopped you for not wearing your seatbelt". Me, "your kidding right?"
Of course I had my belt on while he was talking to me and the only wiggling around I did was to get my registration and proof of insurance out of the center console.
I'm absolutely sure he assumed I snuck the belt on while I was pulling over, of course the judge didn't believe me either, not sure what possessed me to think he would.

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