Originally Posted by RWE



Will my 9mm actually kill anything?


Yes and so do bathtub falls. I predict the 2016 FBI Issue Handgun to be a robot pushing wheeled, claw-foot bathtub half full of soapy water. You simply ram the perp with it, he falls in and might even break his neck. They could assign one to teams of four agents to save money and simplify qualification.

The only 'split time' is if the perp's feet go opposite directions when he falls into the tub.

Yankin' yer chain, Blue wink


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