Which is what, pappa Clark?
#1: The family court system.
#2: Unlimited porn at no cost.
Do you mean........
Masturbation is bad!?
These days when someone says something like that, they usually get relegated to some Monty Python-type joke status.
But, judging by marriage & hookup stats and the descriptions of typical weekends I get from under-35s, I'd say you are correct.
