Well shoot, my plans are ruined. They only twisted so far and then got tight. Guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow and put a pipe wrench to them.

Dave.

Those who are always shooting off at the mouth usually aren't shooting straight.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.

Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
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