I'm 5'8"/169#. Right now I wearing one of the many pairs of woodland BDU pants
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Maybe some GAP For Kids BDU's, short cake. TFF. A little person with a Napoleonic complex. Go figure.

I'd make up all kinds of schit about myself too if I was only tall enough to ride the teacups at Disneyworld.

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward