Originally Posted by ltppowell
If he burns his tires, how's the Prious gonna get back to New Hampshire?


Rims can't be THAT big... blue tape to the rescue. Maybe four rolls?


Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.