I wasn't musing supposition,just stating simple fact(s).
One can never tell if a Texan is bitching or bragging,because their best is soooooo [bleep] shy of the mark.
I very much enjoy the Haybale & Crockett affairs from The Golf Cart Gang and it only gets better when you stupid [bleep] really pull out the stops and start talking about rifles,boolits,glass and other "particulars". You "hard chargers" are a [bleep] riot,with your daring "exploits" of The Barbed Wire Chronicles!
You couldn't knock the new offa used pair of boots.
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard! Bless your heart,for being oblivious to the inherent hilarity.
