The Texas version of everything...is simply a [bleep] riot!
There ain't no slightin' that your incredible ineptitude,do run an amazing constant. Laffin'!
Here's to 90PSI body cavities and swelterin' steaks drum tight in the sun...as you try and dupe yourself into "thinking" you've a first [bleep] clue about anything,other than bitin' bubbles in the 'tub.
Bless your heart,because your best is just oh so [bleep] amazingly shy of the mark.
