Witness: He did it, everyone was in the loop, we all knew it to be true. Questioner: Ok, how did you know it to be true? Witness: Because everyone knew it to be true, after all I heard someone say they were told they heard he said it on a phone call? Questioner: Were you in the room listening to teh call? Witness: No Questioner: Was the person who told you in the room? Witness: No Questioner: Did Trump ever tell you? Witness : No Questioner: Have you ever met Trump? Witness: No Questioner: So if nobody heard him say it, how do you know he said it? Witness: Because everyone knows he said it, so he must have
Ummmmm, like talking to one of my kids when they were 3.