Just look at the perfection of the human hand as proof of God's existence:
The thumb, able to oppose any of the fingers. The pinky, just the right size to clean out your ear. The index finger, just the right size to pick your nose. And two more fingers - one for getting married, and one for getting divorced.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
