The ONLY trails you've been up are soft, gentle trails for your feminine capacities. You act like Whitney is K2 or something, typical of urban braggarts.
You couldn't get up the approach to any peaks of the Picket Range so, get back to your pizza and shut your trap.
Or try...at your weight, fill out your toe tag so that we can ID your bag of feathers.
Don't ask me about my military service or heroic acts...most of it is untrue.
