Would it be weird to be a bit turned-on by them? All that knobby urethane… the smooth fabric…. the long, sinewy laces… and can be had for such a slutty, slutty price!
Asking for a friend—
Soooo... Priests of the Cult of the Tennisbootsthings - are like Catholic Priests.
Fascinating.
MeraMax Polyurethane soles - are half the weight of Vibram, and more flexible, so they are quieter hunting in the woods.
And that upsets you, somehow, and drives you to sexual fantasies about light weight field boots.
Have you told this to your mental health provider?