I don't do weddings any more. Got tired of the same people marrying some one new five times. Once was enough.

At least with funerals a person only dies once. Don't do them any more either.


Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous

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