Exactly. And when ingwe posts photos of a purported directional flatulant, it raises some important questions in the minds of readers such as myself. So I will politely ask him to confirm:
1) Are you personally claiming to be the flatulator? 2) When you say you don't always fart, you're lying, aren't you? 3) Were there any witnesses to these alleged directional farts? 4) What were their names, addresses, and phone numbers?
