Exactly. And when ingwe posts photos of a purported directional flatulant, it raises some important questions in the minds of readers such as myself. So I will politely ask him to confirm:
1) Are you personally claiming to be the flatulator? But, of course. Credit where credit is due. 2) When you say you don't always fart, you're lying, aren't you? I never lie, and I'm always right. 3) Were there any witnesses to these alleged directional farts? Yes, until their eyes started watering from the smell... 4) What were their names, addresses, and phone numbers? Without exception they have all declined comment, and refuse to return contact.
Hope that makes you and Tibbe happy.
P.S. I don't know this guy...never saw him before.....
Know that person anywhere,it's Thomas Magnum P.I.
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