The New Logic �

"It hasn't happened to me,"** therefore

� It won't happen to me.

� It hasn't happened.

One premise, two conclusions! Impressive!

**alternate premise � "I haven't seen it happen."
(same conclusions)

My birth was neither televised nor photographed.
No one has yet produced details to confirm the event.
No Campfire folk have seen me born.
Scopes and Google can't confirm my birth.
Therefore, I wasn't born, was I?

"Good enough" isn't.

Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.