Got off to a slow start by auguring into the caliche with my face and being rescued by you guys! thanks for that! I will happily use a swollen face and black eye as an excuse why my first day hunting didn't go well!
I heard that you got the black eye and bruises because you yelled, "THONG WEDGIE is KILLING MEEEEEEE!" causing Bob to rush to your aid, knocking you over.
