Darn fleas got the backs of my knees right at boot-top, still itchin. Pigs had quite a few on 'em... Other suspects include rockchucker, that hairy rascal
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.