Originally Posted by ingwe
And I seem to have busted something in my knee during the epic face plant . Hurts like a beotch!!
Head is OK, too hard to break anything up there!

The Poohbah is also a campfire hog-hunting legend, so of course his tumble was precognitively mythological. The actualization of the myth in sculpture had to wait until the 19th century, however.
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That marble dude heading for a face plant is inaccurately shown with fewer clothes than ingwe was in fact wearing. However, if you look closely at the image you can discern leopard spots on that Grecian proto-thong. Also notice the statue's right hand is clinched and upright, which would have served to keep a Ruger No.1 out of harm's way, just as in the actual event.
--Bob