In the actual event the dude ( me...) was turned over, did the EPIC face plant and knee plant, and was not able to protect the little Ruger...
EPIC FAIL all around....
But again, First Responder bystanders snatched me from the very jaws of the abyss that is DEATH and assured themselves that I would be there to haunt them next year!
Patched me up cop style.and later when the real Doctor showed up he gave it a little professional panache!
I told Sandcritter that Obama said I could keep my current physician...which was him.
Obama said I could keep my current plan too...which was Pro Bono.
So I kept it too!
But all kidding aside, thank you guys for the good care and the genuine concern ( at least at first until you figured I actually was going to pull through)
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
